Ever feel tired of knock-knock jokes? Are you constantly asked the same ones over and over? Never fear, the perfect remedy is here!


Annoying Person: Hey, hey knock knock!!! :D :D :D

You: -.- -.- -.-

Annoying Person: :D :D :D :D :D

You: ...Who's there? -.-

Annoying Person: Interrupting cow! :D :D :D

You: (oh god not this one. Do i really have to say it??) *sigh* Interrupting cow w-

Annoying Person: MOO! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Annoying Person: Hey knock-knock!!! :D :D :D

You: Oh it's open, come on in!

Annoying Person: o.O o.O o.O o.O

You: -walks away-

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